My motto: Live life in such a way that when my feet hit the floor in the morning, the Devil says: Oh shit! She's awake! -MaxineYou guys may not know this about me, but I HATE Maxine. If you aren't familiar with Maxine, here is a little taste.
Alright, now that you are back from that horse diarrhea, I'm sure you have at least seen Maxine before. The reason I hate that blithering old bag is that she is possibly one of the most contrived characters on the planet.
Oh look! There is a grumpy old lady saying snarky things! How adorable.
The worst part is how regular old ladies that are actually nice and pleasant decide to post Maxine quotes and posters around their office or room so they can seem like a badass. That is like some douchy little kid from the burbs putting up Tupac posters up in his room and then going and eating a peanut butter sandwich and playing tag. Everyone knows you aren't gangsta, so stop trying to put on that face.
The worst part is you are modeling your non-asshole self after an imaginary asshole. Is there really a worse form of being a douche than to copy another known douche?
But I need to stop being so concerned with this. All these Maxine-inspired old ladies will be dead shortly anyway.
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