Lack of belief...

Every morning when I get to the office, we have an attendance email that is sent out that nobody reads. The main reason I don't read it is because of the horrendous inspirational quotes that come spewing out when I click on it. Since I don't want to keep these vomit inducers to myself, I thought I would share them, along with my thoughts on them, here. For you. Aren't I gracious?

Today's quote:

The lack of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome. -Jonathon Swift

According to the my knowledge of English Literature class that managed to survive the onslaught of booze during college, after graduation, and last night, Jonathon Swift wrote some awesome books about eating babies. What a forward thinker. Unfortunately, this was not some of his best work.

Why the fuck would a lack of belief be a defect? That doesn't even make sense. Has Jonathon Swift ever seen some of the garbage posted on the internet. If it wasn't for disbelief (that's what 'lack of belief' means, right?), I would be getting a constant barrage of OMFG!!! LOL! emails from my dad with videos like this attached.



Oh yeah, I already get these videos constantly. Kill me now.