Don't be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams. -AnonymousIf I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: Whoever Anonymous is, he is an idiot. You definitely shouldn't listen to his dumb ass.
Do you know what I would have done if I were led by my dreams? I would have been a gynecologist. As a tween (that word=barf), I use to think, Man, how totally hot would it be to constantly see chicks with no pants on ALL DAY LONG! Now days, I'm pushed by my problems. This leads me to be realistic (sure, and maybe a little cynical). The realistic me thinks about that same dream now and says, How awful would it be to have my face in the smelly, hairy muff of some fat, dumpy housewife who can't even get her husband to give her a good deep dicking?
That right there is what you dreams will get you folks: a hairy old box collecting dust. From now on kids, follow the money. Your dreams are shit.
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