Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. -Helen KellerBut apparently sight and hearing are optional. How about some Helen Keller jokes to tide us over?
Q: Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver?
A: Because she was a woman.
Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
A: You would to if your name was "Ahhhh-uhhh". (More of an aural one)
Q: How do you punish Helen Keller?
A: Rearrange her furniture.
There's really nothing like making fun of the less fortunate first thing in the morning. But a least they have hope and confidence. Am I right? Whew! Is it just me or is it getting really hot and sulfury in here? And what's with the handbasket?
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