When you invite people into your home, you invite them into yourself. -Oprah WinfreyAlright,I was debating for the last couple of weeks whether I wanted to take my first plunge into sexy quotes, but I felt like I just couldn't resist the gemstone that was polished up and pooped out by everyone's favorite billionaire lesbian, Oprah.
Of course, she wasn't always a lesbian. How else would she have come up with this quote?
It was a chilly night in Chicago. The year was 1985. Oprah had spend the last few months taking drives around the block with gentlemen, placing her face on their laps. It wasn't until a curmudgeonly man who like to dickslap dumb movies for a living that she graduated from the passenger seat to the bedroom. The gentleman, who we will call Ebert, was invited into Oprah's "house," liked what he saw, and hooked her up with the billion dollar empire she currently helms.
Of course as lucky as it was for Ebert to pick up Oprah off the street corner that night, you can't win 'em all, as his chin will attest.
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