Atheists pray for sarcasm.One of my favorite sources of douchebag opinions is that little piece of irremovable vinyl that people somehow think it is smart to stick on their cars, instantly reducing its value to pennies on the dollar: the bumper sticker.
Seriously, who thinks that anyone cares about whether their kid is an honors student, beat up an honors student, impregnated an honors student, or murder-suicided an honor student? Are these people dumb enough to think that their kids are smart? Did that last question blow your fucking mind to warp speed gajillion?
And as for the ironic atheists, does anyone preach about their religion more than atheists? I make it a point not to hang out with atheists and vegetarians because those people know how to talk about nothing but their high-and-mighty views on how they don't believe in god and don't eat meat. And the fact that you DO believe in god and DO eat meat? Well don't even get them started because they are done been startened.
If my belief was that poop on the face was the only way, would I go around rubbing poop on other people's faces? No, I would rub poop on my face and be prepared if other people didn't feel the same way because rubbing poop on faces is different than the way most other people think. Most other people like hugging their bibles and giving Jesus a back massage. Most other people like to stab defenseless, furry animals in their eyeballs so they can eat the resulting succulent morsels. If you want to be a weirdo and not do that stuff, fine, but don't get bent out of shape when everyone else isn't jumping off the bridge with you.
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