A happy life is a balanced life. Live with hope & an open heart; don't be afraid to take a blind leap - you never know where you'll land! -UnknownOh boy. Happy. Balanced. Life. Hope. Open heart. Don't be afraid. Blind leap. Never know where you'll land. Unknown. This quote really has it all.
If I were to create the perfect, all encompassing douche bag quote of the century, it would definitely go pretty much like this quote.
My biggest bitch and moan about this quote is the last part about the blind leap and not knowing where you'll land. I hope the author of this quote died in a freak accident where he blind leaped into a vat of lye that ate away his skin in a fantastic display of the power of chemical burns. I would even be satisfied with a blind leap into a tank of rabid seabass. As you can tell, I'm not too picky unless it is a blind leap into a barrel of kittens and rainbows. That would be disappointing.
In the meantime, I'm going to live a shitty life that is a tribute to gluttony. I'm going to live in fear and seclusion. I'm going to do predictable things and tell anyone who encourages me otherwise to go blind leap in front of a Megabus.
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