Friday, December 17, 2010

Observe good faith...

"Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. Religion and mortality enjoin this conduct." -George Washington
I love George Washington: Founding father, wooden tooth connoisseur, and hatchet-wielding psychopath.

However, George needs to brush up on his Middle Ages history. You see, George, there was this little, insignificant thing called the Crusades. Basically, the sole cause of it was that two groups of people had different religions and so naturally, they hated each other. Lots of beheading, disemboweling, and other horrendous sorts of medieval torture took place. The Crusades continued their bloody dispute until one man singlehandedly brought them to a halt by drinking some water and defeating the Nazis in 1989.

But that was then and this is now. Its great how well Muslims and Christians get along these days. Maybe ol' George Washington was on to something.

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